Calculate your PNW (Poop`s Net Worth):
* Older toilets = ~3.5 gal, Low-flow = ~1.6 gal
Paid to poop?
Our motto is "Why poop for free when you can get paid to poop?"
What do you mean?
It is really simple: if you are employed, you should be getting paid to poop.
Pooping at work is an all around 'win'. You get paid while you do it, and it saves you money at home, giving your poop a measurable value. Find out what your poop is worth
here.
How do I start?
You must adjust your body's schedule so that nature calls during your work hours. This is not that difficult, if you normally go before work, try to 'hold it' until you clock in, if you usually go after work try to eat or drink something that you know 'gets the works going' during the morning or lunch; coffee, bran, yogurt... you have been you for a long time, you should know what has this affect.
Okay... now what?
Take your time, sit back, relax, and let gravity do the work...
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